Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Lame Bun Puns

Q. What do bunnies use to keep their coats looking good?

A. Hare Spray

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Q. What kind of books does a rabbit read?

A. The ones with a hoppy ending.

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Q Why was the girl bunny upset?

A. She was having a bad hare day.

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Q. If I lost my soft fluffy tail, where would I go to get a new one?

A. At a retail store.

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Q: What kind of music does a bunny listen to?

A: Hip Hop!

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Q. What did the bunny give his girlfriend
when he asked her to marry him?

A. A 14-carrot ring!

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Q. Why did the bunnies go on strike?

A. They wanted a raise in celery!

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Q. What do bunnies sing on their birthday?

HOPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR ORLANDO!
HOPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

6 Comments:

At March 29, 2006 12:47 PM, Blogger Mrs. Sniffles said...

I bet silly people came up with those. Bunnies would never come up with dumb jokes like that. I've got another one...

What happens when two bunnies get married?

They live hoppily ever after.

 
At March 29, 2006 1:16 PM, Blogger Orlando Bun said...

HAY THANKS Simone!

 
At March 29, 2006 5:35 PM, Blogger Bastya and Vincent said...

Those jokes are um....interesting. :)

 
At March 30, 2006 10:00 PM, Blogger one of us said...

Heehee...~Rabbie Burns

 
At March 30, 2006 10:28 PM, Blogger L.Bo Marie said...

Yeah! more bunny bloggers! I'm so excited!!!!!

www.nortypbunny.blogspot.com

 
At April 01, 2006 1:42 PM, Blogger Boni said...

hehehehe You made my Mom laugh lots. She likes punny stuff (her Dad trained her that way, she can't help it!) I hope you're having a hoppy day!

 

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