Return of Lame Bun Puns (and other nonsense)
Q. How are rabbits like calculators?
A. They can multiply fast.
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Q. How does a rabbit make good soup?
A. He begins with 24 carrots.
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Q How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?
A. Eggsercise. (Particularly hareobics)
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Q. What family show do bunnies watch for birth control?
A. Eight is enough.
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Q: What is a rabbit's favorite game?
A: Hopscotch
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Q. Who is buns' favorite western movie star?
A. Hop Along Cassidy
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Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A. Hop Along Cassidy
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And the worst bun joke ever...
Q. What weighs 35 tones, has 4 ears and is 800 million years old?
A. Two rabbits riding on a brontasaurus.
posted by Simone @ 9:37 AM
3 comments
3 Comments:
I should use the "Eight is Enough" to get more bunners in my house!
=:8
Those are some lame bun puns, but funny!
I like the Hopscotch joke... includes my name!
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