Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Return of Lame Bun Puns (and other nonsense)

Q. How are rabbits like calculators?

A. They can multiply fast.

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Q. How does a rabbit make good soup?

A. He begins with 24 carrots.

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Q How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

A. Eggsercise. (Particularly hareobics)

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Q. What family show do bunnies watch for birth control?

A. Eight is enough.

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Q: What is a rabbit's favorite game?

A: Hopscotch

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Q. Who is buns' favorite western movie star?

A. Hop Along Cassidy

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Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

A. Hop Along Cassidy

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And the worst bun joke ever...

Q. What weighs 35 tones, has 4 ears and is 800 million years old?

A. Two rabbits riding on a brontasaurus.

3 Comments:

At July 18, 2006 1:36 PM, Blogger somebunnysloveDOTcom said...

I should use the "Eight is Enough" to get more bunners in my house!
=:8

 
At July 18, 2006 6:46 PM, Blogger Jenni said...

Those are some lame bun puns, but funny!

 
At July 24, 2006 10:14 PM, Blogger Hops & Robyn said...

I like the Hopscotch joke... includes my name!

 

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