Friday, September 30, 2005

Dear Houseguests:

Here are some of the accommodations you can expect when lodging at Simone's Bed & Breakfast. And this is just the tip of the iceberg lettuce! Mama guarantees the following:

1) Your bed sheets will be clean.

2) The bathroom tub and sink will be clean.

3) Clean towels.

4) Use of the ironing board.

5) Ants in the kitchen sink ensure you will have company while rinsing your coffee cup.


6) Ambience of pig-sty throughout the house.

7) Been a couple of months since the vacuum cleaner has been touched.

8) Kitchen floor has yet to be mopped since we moved in, and it’s really showing.

9) Dust bunnies dancing on every surface.

10) Botanical wonderland of untamed grass and weeds. For that "natural" look.

5 Comments:

At September 30, 2005 11:26 PM, Blogger Fiona Bun said...

Are the dust bunnies black lops?

 
At October 01, 2005 12:17 AM, Blogger Bastya and Vincent said...

I love iceberg lettuce. Your bed and breakfast sounds pretty good, Simone.
-Bastya

 
At October 03, 2005 11:21 AM, Blogger Simone said...

Well, B. it wouldn't hurt if Mama tended to her domestic duties a bit more often. But yeah sometimes it is a cool place to hang out.

Fi, I wish the dust bunnies were cute brown girlbuns with white noses!!!

 
At October 04, 2005 12:15 PM, Blogger Fiona Bun said...

BINKIE!

 
At October 09, 2005 12:18 PM, Blogger JueDee said...

I bet my buns would have a blast hopping around with Simone amongst the dust buns. :)

 

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