What's up, Mama? You used to take me places, do things with me, hang out with me. You used to laugh your ass off at my antics. And now you're busy with school, with that dog, with all this other stuff and you never have time for me. Kind of makes me want to go into a corner and cry.
I'm still a good bunny, and you'd see that I'm still your loyal friend if you just give me the chance.