Saturday, August 27, 2005

For Humans Only

Interesting. But I hope they don't try to get buns involved in this too! Hrmph. After all, we are necessary in nature's food cha... Uh-oh. Ummm, nevermind.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

I stopped

Friday, August 19, 2005

This is unnecessary

You know, if Mama would get a
life, mine wouldn't have to suck.

The fur she collected last night.

I got two of these tablets as a reward for
good behavior. Cuz I only bit her twice!

Thursday, August 18, 2005

Don't even think about it

Oh no. I can already see the wheels spinning in Mama's head.
(No pun intended.)

Monday, August 15, 2005

Tonight I'm cleanin' out my closet

Mama is making me really angry lately. I know she means well and is concerned about me getting a hairball because I am still shedding heavily. But is it necessary to pull hair off of my butt when she grooms me? Hrmph! I keep telling her "just give me more papaya tablets" but she opts for the annoying method instead.

Mama, if you're reading this, know one thing: You're really pissing me off!!! Can't you take a hint when somebunny bites you? And each time they bite you, the bites get harder? To the point where it really REALLY hurts. And you still pick fur from my butt. Stop it already! HRRRMMMPPPHHH!

Monday, August 08, 2005

Kickboxing, sport of the future!

To Fiona.