Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Love's a hard game to play

I think I may be taking this relationship stuff a little too seriously. Hrmph. You see, my girl - well technically not my girl, but I like to think of her as my girl - but anyway, she likes to flirt with other buns. I kind of found this out accidentally. Not sure what to make of it. Is she playing me? Is she just a big flirt? I realize we are bunnies after all, and bunnies like to... okay, nevermind. I don't wanna think about her doing that with those boys.

I was thinkin' of asking her to be my girlfriend. But I guess she has more fun playing the field. Hrmmm maybe I should try that too. I wonder if there's parsley in the field. Or basil. Or lemon balm.

*sniff sniff*

Friday, May 27, 2005

'Parsley Patch' Productions Presents

Ever wonder how this blog got it's name? It's named after the original Simone's Parsley Patch website. You can check it out if you're bored or just nosy like that pug I live with.

Monday, May 23, 2005


This is from the weekend.

*Mexican binkie* *Mexican binkie* *Mexican binkie*

Cha cha cha!

Friday, May 20, 2005

Bunnies for Kendra - CELEBRATE!

She won! Kendra won! Bring out the orchard grass, parsley and basil. She really did win!!!

Thursday, May 19, 2005

How humiliating

Some of my friends have posted their baby pictures. So Mama insisted I post mine. This is such a goofy pic, but she promised me a piece of thyme if I do this. Whatever thyme is, it better be good!

I hope Fiona doesn't lose interest after seeing this.

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Green stuff is good

Mama gave me cilantro last night. A bunch of it! Sometimes she is pretty cool. She had given me the usual greens and I was munching on them and my hay when I heard a rustling sound. Mama got a bag out of that cold place where she hoards food. I dropped everything and scampered to watch her. I always know when she is messing with herbs. Such a delectable smell!

Anyway, after she cleaned it, she gave a me the cilantro! It was more than would fit in my bowl. I love Mama right now.

Monday, May 16, 2005

Berry sweet temptation

Mama went to the Farmer's Market yesterday. That means fresh strawberries and I got two of 'em! Frankly, I think it would be okay if the whole quart 'accidentally' fell off the cabinet and emptied itself in my cage while Mama is at work today. She didn't have to leave them where I have to look at them all day long! Bright, succulent red berries. HRMPH.

*flops over on side*

Thursday, May 12, 2005

Bunnies for Kendra

It's that time again. Mama says tonight is the final Apprentice challenge and that Kendra is the one who should win. She's gonna spend a lot of time in front of the tv. Hopefully she holds me part of that time. (And doesn't pull out my fur!)

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

My body, my fur

Get this. Mama gets back from vacation and she is not in the house but five minutes before she puts her mean little fingers in my cage and begins to pluck out the loose hairs from my tummy. That's right, my poor little tummy. I'm laying in my cage, plopped on my side, trying to relax and she walks in and does this.

Hello, Mama. Those hairs are loose, but still a part of me. Don't you think I know how to groom myself? Please stop treating me like a one year old. I am almost four. Respect please?

Friday, May 06, 2005

House of Blues

Why am I blue?

1) You may have noticed that my picture doesn't show up on this page. That's cause the site Mama has it linked from is down. It's been down all week. Bummer! Hrmph.

2) Mama's leaving me to be fed by strangers again, while she goes to Myrtle Beach. I know it's just a couple days, but it ain't cool. She's taking that pug again too. I don't know why he gets to go and I don't.

Doesn't she remember how cool I was when she took me to Memphis? We were in the hotel and I was bored so I got under the bed. Guess what I found - a magazine. Not just any magazine, but a special magazine with nice shiny pages and on the outside it said SHE MALES. I don't know why she and Dadda took it away from me, but they said they didn't wanna think about what went on in that room before.

Thursday, May 05, 2005

Go Kendra!

What a week it has been! I almost made a bunny girlfriend, but found out she already has someone. Remind me to post about that later. Mama said I have to log out cause The Apprentice is coming on and she wants to snuggle with me. What's this? I'm gonna get attention? That's cool, but I'd rather not look at Trump's hair while she smothers me in kisses.

That pug better leave me alone too. He found a poopy-snack in the yard last night and I don't want his breath near me! Hrmph.