Tuesday, November 28, 2006

It's not under the tree

Makin' a list and checkin' it twice

Santa came to our house yesterday wearin' a brown suit that said UPS. He left two boxes on the porch and I didn't pay any attention, 'til I heard Mama and Dadda saying my Christmas present was in there. One present in TWO boxes?

Hrmph. Sounds like the Santa guy broke the box in half, if ya ask me!

So they were openin' it up last night and not tellin' me what it is. From the bits and pieces I heard, they're giving me the present early instead of making me wait a whole month. B-b-b-ut they haven't let me at it yet. Grrrr! *THUMP*

Anybun got any idea what it could be? All I know is it came in two boxes, and Dadda had to pick it up 'cause Mama couldn't lift it. Is it a heavy carrot? Hmmm... a bun can only wonder.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

The F Words

May you kick off this holiday season with family, friends, and a fabulous feast! Hrmph. I plan on packing in the greens.