Simone's Parsley Patch
Nose kisses, binkies, and everything bunny.
Tuesday, January 31, 2006
Sunday, January 29, 2006
DKM made this awesome blankie for me!
I love it. Pretty colors. So cozy.
And it's practical too. Hrmph.
Mama can't find me now!
Sunday, January 22, 2006
Now I understand
... why they call it bunny crack!
This came from Fi, along with some other AWESOME stuff!
Thanks, my sweet dealer... um... I meant, secret paw.
Saturday, January 14, 2006
Hrmph. What's this thing obstructing my path?
What's this? A secret admirer?
Alright, Mama! Enough already, help me open it!
Thursday, January 12, 2006
Tuesday, January 10, 2006
Mama - Hi Simone, how are you doing this morning?
Simone - Okay. I ... guess.
Mama - You guess?
Simone - Gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.
Mama - That doesn't sound "okay" to me, sweetie. You wanna tell Mama what's wrong?
Simone - Well, I don't wanna sound ungrateful. You got me a present and I like it, but I was gettin' really excited about the Secret Paw thing.
Mama - Awww, and yours hasn't gotten here yet.
Simone - Right. And I was real excited to see if my paw liked what she got, and I know she got it, and she's been postin' but nothin' about the paw. I think maybe she got it and didn't like it.
Mama - Oh Simone, I'm sure she liked it. Why don't you just ask her again?
Simone - Hrpmh! I don't think she did. I'm just a big dummy and don't know how to make a girl happy. She won't even tell me she thought it sucked. And I draw the line at seven unreturned phone calls.
Mama - Sweetie, you must chill. Really. I'm sure there's a reason. Though it is a little odd your paw said they sent your package a couple weeks ago and it's not here yet.
Simone - It's okay, Mama. The water dripping from my bottle is a baptism, the new me, Ice Bun, Power Simone. From now on, I will love only hay and apples! Oh, and I still love you too Mama.
Wednesday, January 04, 2006
Back off, bro!
One second after this pic was taken, I lunged at the pug. No contact was established. Mama still hasn't figured out whether that was a playful lunge or a warning. I gave no growl. On the other hand, I hauled my little tush directly to my cage following the incident. Hrmph!